Brett Kavanaugh denied Americans the right to finish dessert in a steakhouse peacefully

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With an injustice so serious that it makes my stomach ache, Judge Brett Kavanaugh was unable to order a seasonal cheesecake at Morton’s in Washington, D.C. last night.

Protesters learned of the Supreme Court judge’s dinner plans and gathered outside a downtown restaurant to harass him in response to his role in coup Raw vs. Wade Last month – plus expanding gun rights and allowing more greenhouse gases to destroy the planet. according to Politico, Protesters called Morton’s manager demanding that justice be fired – a relatively good use of the “Let Me Talk to Director” card, if it had to be used. Kavanaugh was able to finish off the filet mignon or whatever the curse was and snuck in from behind before dessert.

Steakhouse Actor (Great, dude) Tell Daniel Lippmann from Politico:

Politics, regardless of your side or your opinions, should not trample on the freedom to play for the right to gather and dine. There is a time and place for everything. Disturbing all our customers’ dinners was an act of selfishness and dishonesty.

step away. This kind of statement makes me want to get people on their heads with transvaginal ultrasound wands that force them to force people to have sex. I’ll tell you what a “decency vacuum” is: wrap bacon around the scallop. Show me a pig and a mollusk that God intended to be neighbours. I will wait.

Every government official had a pivotal role in the coup Ro And frankly, every government official who doesn’t work zealously to restore abortion rights, should be harassed at every public restaurant they interfere. The fancier restaurant, the better. They should be forced to eat badly microwaved macaroni and cheese over their sink staring outside Their garden is full of protesters. The shrine of their digestive systems should not receive an ounce more respect than they have shown our reproductive systems.

If we want to talk about shit that definitely isn’t in the Constitution, it’s safe to eat Christopher’s Chicken in peace from the chain of shitty steakhouses that are only Applebees for people in their shirts. In fact, I got it back: The establishment that brought Long Island Iced Tea and Chicken Wonton tacos for $1 doesn’t need to be dragged into this.

These assholes don’t deserve a second of peace for their role in robbing the American people’s physical independence. You are going to force the child To endure pregnancy and expect people to let you enjoy an iceberg salad? you will say Environmental Protection Agency Can’t do anything Give our planet A few more centuries of being habitable and New York Guns can’t be regulatedBut you have the fundamental right to sip a dirty martini in peace? Get a fucking fist.

Any organization that allows people like Kavanaugh through their doors should expect such outrage. The protest is as American as Morton’s Steakhouse.

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